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Basic Training

Well you guys this is it! My summer has flashed before my eyes and I’m ready for this new adventure. I had an amazing end to my summer and one hopefully I can have an amazing end to the year. Hope you guys don’t mind me taking this two month break to start my journey! I love you all, and I hope to blog soon (:

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

splders:

*puts on gym shorts*

*puts in earbuds*

*plays Eye of the Tiger*

*flexes in mirror*

*does one sit-up*

*ruptures spleen*

*dies*

17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

embelish:

me after every haircut

embelish:

me after every haircut